Happy EarthDay- Or Happy Dead Hippy Girlfriend Packing Day!

The inventor of EarthDay, Ira “Unicorn” Einhorn was such an innovator. When he brutally murdered his live in girlfriend Holly Maddux (of course she was live-in, hippies don’t believe in marriage), he didn’t use any power tools or other appliances that consumed electricity. This made him the first to perform a carbon neutralization (murder) employing tools that have zero carbon emissions.

You can read the rest of the story about how Ira went on to be the first to try to use dead hippy girlfriends as compost too at my previous post about him here.

And as a great idea at Moonbattery, here is a blast from the past showing how deeply and caring EarthDay hippies really are:

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