Are You Going to Buy Avatar Today?
Most movies come out on Tuesdays. But today’s Thursday. Why is Cameron putting his blue eco-religionist, anti-war “Dancing With Wolves” knockoff out on a Thursday when the rest of the entertainment world releases DVD’s on Tuesdays? Oh yeah. Its Earth Day. And James Cameron wants you to celebrate Gaia by buying his stupid movie about doe-eyed Navi natives, who, if they were going to represent real indiginous people, would spend their day doing space meth and downing space malt-liquor while they waited for their space-welfare checks to come to their space mailboxes. My response as to whether I’m getting the movie is below the jump.
Avatar Goatse. Rule 34 folks. You can count this as a “no.” And I hope you think of this as you watch your Avatar movie.
You got me, and I had to look up rule 34.
Sorry, I guess you need eye bleach now.
Cameron is such an ass….one of the more prominent anti-American Americans.
No. I won’t be buying his flick.
And thanks for that eye candy. But…yeah…eye bleach for sure. Bad candy. Really bad….