Legends of Loserdom

Guy burns down his house. Well, it was a mobile home. Burned it down when rubbing alcohol caught fire. The alcohol was used to clean his bong. He tried to outrun the cops but couldn’t run very far nor very fast.

From ABC here:

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire — and a bong, too. Authorities in New Mexico charge Andrew J. Garcia managed to set his mobile home on fire with his bong.

Garcia was cleaning his bong with alcohol. Garcia set his curtains ablaze when he tried to light the alcohol-filled marijuana pipe.

An off-duty deputy spotted Garcia driving away from the burning mobile home and alerted authorities. Police report busting Garcia after a short chase.

I bet Garcia is way behind on his child support payments too.

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