Melissa Etheridge Hoping Someone Else Comes to Her Window

Yay! Melissa Etheridge and her latest gay partner whom she somehow had children with have split up! That’s what she gets for having won best music for Al Gore’s abortion of a science fiction movie on Global Warming, snubbing Dream Girls.

No word on who gets the test-tube offspring yet, but I vote that they should go to the father. Etheridge can now get on to scissoring some other chick and talking her into carrying yet more children who won’t know what a father is. From People Mag here:

Melissa and Tammy Etheridge have ended their nearly nine-year relationship.

“Melissa and Tammy Etheridge are saddened to announce that they are now separated,” Melissa’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The former couple add in a statement: “We ask for consideration and respect for our family as we go through this difficult period.”

Melissa, 48, and Tammy (formerly Tammy Lynn Michaels) exchanged vows in Malibu in September 2003. Etheridge is also the mother of two children, Bailey, 13, and Beckett, 11, with former partner Julie Cypher.

I can’t see what the gay divorce will look like. Will Tammy get half, which is what a hetero woman would get under California law? Or will they take the easy way out and claim they were never married?