How To Repair Your HomeWrecking Image: Stipclub Tour!
FAIL!
Bombshell McGee, the tattooed whore who broke up the marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock has decided that the best way to repair her image is to dance on the pole nationwide at select strip clubs. Of course.
From TMZ here:
“Bombshell” McGee is finally trying to change her Swastika-lovin’, home-wreckin’ image through a cross-country nightclub “tour” .
Sources close to McGee tell us that Jesse James’ mistress desperately wants to tell “her side of the story” so people won’t hate her so much … and she feels the nightclub circuit is the best place to start.
Bombshell’s first stop is the aptly named “Bad Girl’s Night Out” party at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami next week.
Speaking for us guys, the only way we would gather ’round to see a tattooed freak like Bombshell McGee was if we had free coronas and a five buck cover charge. Nice to see that she has capitalized on Sandra Bullock’s misery.
Personally… She has a bad case of Butterface and add in the tatoo’s…
If I had too, I would; no doubt, but I’d have to make sure there was penecillin at the ready and i’d have to witness the showers just to make sure everything was safely cleaned and I’d have to where a body condom and maybe have her use cover-up make-up so I wouldn’t have to stare at anyNtats and… You know what? Never mind. I don’t think I’d hit that…
So I’m guessin’ Dancing with the Stars didn’t call? Maybe she’ll work the pole to the tune of Rick Springfield and “Jessie’s Girl”.