FAIL: Goddess Circles Wont Help You Get A Man
I saw this failtastic flyer on a bulletin board at a local potbelly’s. It’s for a relationship counselor that will help you get over a breakup. Activities include massage therapy, life coaching, yoga and stupid “goddess” circles where women chant to the breezes and take turns wearing each others’ Cherokee hair tampons. Plus you get the opportunity to shell out a load of cash to fly to India where you get to see millions of people who have a worse life than you.
My advice to women considering hiring these scammers? Stop being a vegan eastern religionist whackjob, lose the stupid face piercings and stop bathing in patchouli oil. And if you want to go see poor people go to anacostia in SW DC. You won’t need a plane ticket but you might want to lock the doors of your overpriced hybrid.
As long as there is not a sweat lodge involved…
Now in defense of broken hearted hippy chicks, just look at what they have to chose from… hippy dudes. Men so manly, it takes 4 of them in bandannas to pie someone in the face from behind. Hippy chicks don’t shave, bathe, or comb their hair because there is no reason to… their men are pussies! Wimpy, spineless, cowards… no wonder the girls are depressed. This also explains why so many of them are lesbians, because it really doesn’t make that much diffence anyway. My adivice to these ladies is to get a MAN. Start at your local TEA Party.