Arrest the Whole Stoner Family

Cops searching a home for drugs found a video tape showing the 3 year-old-toddler smoking pot from a glass pipe. The fat, idiotic aunt and toothless disheveled grandpop say “No Way! That kid’s too drunk to smoke dope!”

From Wlbz here:

Middletown parents are facing charges after a video shows their 3-year-old child smoking pot.

Officers found the video while executing a search warrant at the Prospect St. home of Kristian Augeri, 23, and Thomas Way, 22.

The video shows the couple’s child trying to light a glass pipe with a lighter. Way was laying next to the child, and Augeri is the one filming the incident. At one point the child appeared to inhale and then start to cough.

A man who identified himself as Way’s step-father told NBC Connecticut Wednesday that the arrests were a misunderstanding, and that the child never smoked pot. A woman who identified herself as the child’s aunt denied the allegations as well.

“There were just things around that shouldn’t have been around. He wasn’t smoking anything,” she said.

Way and Augeri face several charges, including risk of injury to a minor and use of drug paraphernalia.

Video evidence doesn’t lie. This fat aunt’s next statement should be “Ya’ll don’t know them!”