Hillary Clinton to the Rescue!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flew into Chile today with a much needed boost of material support- 20 Satellite phones. Oh and a technician too, which, might be pretty useless since all you gotta do it turn the damn thing on. The Chilean President Michelle Bachelet was seen to mumble, “Gee Thanks.”

From the ChristianScienceMonitor here:

Chile earthquake: Hillary Clinton arrives with satellite phones!
In the wake of the 8.8 Chile earthquake, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrived in Chile’s capital Tuesday with 20 satellite phones and a technician.

Chilean Earthquake: Chilean President Michelle Bachelet, left, holds one of the satellite phones that US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave her to help with the relief efforts, Tuesday, during a news conference at the airport in Santiago, Chile

What would all those poor homeless white folks down in Earthquake ravaged Chile ever do without this timely aid? What? No ipod preloaded with Obama speeches?