Man Murder-Suicides His Family Because of Global Warming

A crazed liberal who believes in the Global Warming Unicorns took a gun and shot his two-year-old son point blank in the back killing him. He then shoved the hot pistol barrel against his 7-month daughter’s chest and shot her too. He then murdered his wife and then turned his gun on himself. His suicide note hilariously indicated that he did this because his government in Argetina wasn’t doing enough to fight Global Warming.

The girl suffered alone for three days with a gaping chest wound before she was found miraculously alive. From NYDalyNews here:

A seven-month-old girl miraculously survived alone for three days after one of her parents shot her in the chest – apparently as part of a bizarre murder-suicide pact blamed on global warming.

The baby was discovered with a bullet casing in her chest and covered with blood by police in the Argentinean city of Goya, near the bodies of her parents and 2-year-old brother.

Police broke into the home after neighbors complained of a stench coming from the house. The boy was found with a gunshot wound in his back, while his parents died from gunshot wounds to the chest.

The parents, 56-year-old Francisco Lotero and 23-year-old Miriam Coletti, are believed to have been spurred by their fears about global climate change. A letter was found on a table expressing the couple’s anger at the government for not responding to the environmental crisis.

Doctors said the baby’s condition has been improving every day.

Well, I got dibs on the unused carbon credits of the child and is Mom. Uspent carbon credits are going to be an extremely valuable commodity once Congress passes cap and trade legislation. And if you die early and don’t leave them to someone in your estate, those credits can be salvaged.

I made a fortune in carbon credit salvaging operations off of dead Hatians alone last month.