Next Winter Games to Include Pole Dancing?
I guess those “flirty fit” videos just might pay off. Finally, an Olympic sport for single moms. Instead of winning the gold, you “make it rain” dollar bills.
From MSNBC here:
Still, pole dancing? In the Olympics?
Absolutely, say thousands of pole dancers and the rapidly growing number of international and national federations transforming what was once the exclusive property of strip clubs and cheap bars into a respectable — and highly athletic — event.
“I could definitely see pole dancing in the Olympics,” said Sato, who, a dancer since the age of three, out-twirled a bevy of athletes from 11 countries at the second International Pole Dancing Fitness Championships in Tokyo two months ago. “I would love to win a gold medal.”
Stupid whores. If you’re an athletic skank, you are still a skank. Why don’t they do the 300 meter iron my shirt event? That would impress me.
Instead of tabulating scores, the event judges will put dollar bills into waistbands of the competitors uniforms. The athlete with the most money at the end of the finals wins the Gold!