Silent Bob’s a Big Fat Slobby Blob

I generally like Kevin Smith’s movies and his geeky comic-book loving side. But when you get too fat to fly on a public airplane, its time to switch up to salads.

From Jenn Q Public here at NewsRealBlog:

Filmmaker Kevin Smith (Clerks, Dogma) was thrown off a Southwest Airlines plane Saturday night when the flight crew determined he posed a “safety risk” due to his size. He Tweeted:

So, @SouthwestAir, go f*** yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?). I was wrongly ejected from the flight (even Suzanne eventually agreed). And f*** your apologetic $100 voucher, @SouthwestAir. Thank God I don’t embarrass easily

Maybe that’s Kevin’s problem. He doesn’t get embarrassed because he no longer has a shred of shame. His weight is out of control and probably unhealthy too. Kevin, go on celebrity fit club. Substitute those cheeseburgers with tuna salad and grilled chicken or something. Don’t blame Southwest Airline because you’re a fat slob.