My Superbowl Bet

In the event of a New Orleans Win, I took the under on the number of stabbings and related celebratory deaths due to riots in the Big Easy. My bet was 16. Jess bet 20. Mary took 18 in an attempt to split our difference. Body count so far? 4. Who Dat gonna kill dem Saints!

And you know they print two runs of t-shirts before each Superbowl game because they want to have the players wearing the winning shirts during post game interviews? Well the losing team usually donates the misprinted shirts to the needy. Guess what the Haitian children who haven’t been eaten by zombies will be wearing tomorrow?