Reason 65 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t GangBang the Social Studies Class

Actually, I’m not sure what Megan Baumann actually did to get suspended from her Social Studies teaching job at Clinton High School, but as long time readers of this blog know, if she doesn’t get a suspension with pay, it must mean that there is a video tape of her banging the JV football team or something.

From Knoxnews here:

A Clinton High School teacher has been suspended without pay and charged with “improper conduct” by school officials as state authorities confirmed Friday they’ve launched twin investigations targeting a CHS teacher.

Officials declined to comment about specific allegations against Megan Baumann, who was placed on unpaid leave shortly after noon Thursday . Her suspension is until further notice.

District Attorney General Dave Clark asked the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and the Clinton Police Department to do a joint investigation into allegations against “a female teacher at Clinton High School,” TBI spokeswoman Kristin Helm said Friday.

Baumann, school records show, was hired in August 2008 and is a social studies teacher. Her Facebook page indicates she obtained a master’s degree in secondary education from the University of Tennessee that year.

So Megan Baumann’s plan was to finish High School, party hard through college, spend a small fortune on a teaching degree and then rape High School children. I guess you could call this “mission accomplished!” That Megan Baumann is a whore with no boundaries is apparent. The only question that remains is how many victims did she violate?