Eject Your Girlfriend’s Cats or get Mauled by Mastiffs

Ah pet owners.  Some of them are just off their rocker, and too stupid to know that their dangerous animals will turn on them.  A doctor in Slovenia spent 4 years fighting to keep his three pet bullmastiffs from getting put down because they were vicious and had attacked other people.  Well they finally got put down by cops after they ate their stupid owner.

From Reuters here:

A Slovenian who saved his three dogs from being put down for attacking humans was himself mauled to death by them.

Four years ago, the three bullmastiffs attacked and seriously injured a passer-by outside their owner’s house. They spent years in custody pending legal hearings, but when one of them attacked a dog handler, authorities ordered them to be put down.

Their owner, a doctor, succeeded last June in his legal appeals to get the dogs back, sparking a national controversy. The dogs attacked the man in his garden Tuesday, killing him before the police arrived. All three dogs were put down following the attack. 

Be careful what you wish for. On the flip side, I met a cyber-analyst at a client site who told a story about how he made his girlfriend take her two cats to the animal shelter because they wouldn’t stop pissing on his carpet. “She cried all night,” he explained, adding that the no-kill shelter was full, so it was off to the gallows with those cats.

I laughed later on and proclaimed him my personal hero when he asked a fellow co-worker to set him up on a date with his sister’s friend. I said, “So you get your girlfriend to ditch her cats to a kill shelter and then later plan on ditching your girlfriend too? Wow!”

Everyone else was convinced that after getting rid of the cats he would either have to marry her or check his car for bombs.