Brad and Angelina to Split- Orphans Worldwide Have Hope Crushed

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally hung up the child-catcher net and have called it quits. They are going to split their 300 million dollar fortune and their six kids and go their separate ways. Brad will of course continue to be a father to his three biological children, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne, but will only have sparse contact with Maddox and Zahara. He wants nothing to do with little Asian Pax however, because in Brad’s words, “He’s a little shit!”

Angelina with her child-catching net.

From NewsoftheWorld here:??

HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal.

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids. The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune – and to SHARE their six children.

Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up. The agreement gives them joint custody of the kids – but all six will actually live full-time with their mum.

Preparations for a split began in early December when “Brangelina” visited a top Los Angeles divorce firm to begin thrashing out the deal.

So Brangelina is hanging up the child-catching net. And Brad is a free man and only has to fly in and see the brood every other weekend.