Suzanne Morgan: Redefining Sweater Puppies

Suzanne Morgan is a deadbeat woman in the UK who has kids in order to collect welfare checks. And when she’s not getting knocked up, she is breastfeeding her dog, Dixie.

Click over to this page to see the heartfelt story of Suzanne, who is still feeding her 17 month old daughter when she discovers that her dog Dixie wants to suckle her teats too. Read the eye-popping descriptions about how she dumped her baby-daddy when her daughter was just three months old. Laugh until you cry reading how Suzanne dumped her current boyfriend after he knocked her up and how she’s keeping the new baby, but will still breastfeed the dog.

That night, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Clearly, Dixie liked my milk. So a few nights later, after I’d fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.

Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there. ‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.

Suzanne, there’s a better way. Put your children up for adoption and then just take 300 sleeping pills.