Haitian Earthquake Causes Swedish Fatties to Fall on Their Ample Asses

Those Haitian aftershocks are tough! It appears to have weakened the floors beneath a weight-watchers clinic in Sweden. And they say Americans are fat!

From the Telegraph here:

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden’s English-language newspaper.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

Somehow I don’t think the Red Cross is going to mobilize any emergency supplies to Swedish fatties in light of this catastrophe.