TSA Employees Are Retards
It used to be that burger flipping is the job you got if you were a loser with no high-school diploma. Now that those jobs have been widely taken by illegal aliens, the losers are getting jobs with the TSA as screeners. They refuse to stop any Muslim that looks suspicious, but they mercilessly bully toddlers and steal their play-doh. Why? They are too retarded to use any standard of good judgement.
Just look at the typical TSA screener. They are a cross between a carnival barker and welfare recipient. Trained monkeys could do their job but the monkeys have too much self respect.
Next time press the play-doe into big blocks with verses from the Koran imprinted on them. Should be no problem, then.