Reason 129 to HomeSchool: Creepy Band Teacher Won’t Put Love Letters in Your Daughter’s Locker that Detail How Hard His Penis Gets

When I was in Junior High and High School, I remember all of the school’s band directors being dirty perverts. I just thought it was something in the local water. One band director went on to get married to his first chair Clarinet. Another often remarked openly about the feminine hygeine practices of certain violinists. The one in the story below went even further and placed dirty love notes in his female students’ lockers talking about his state of arousal.

From the Smoking Gun here:

A veteran Minnesota middle school teacher left sexually suggestive notes in the lockers of two female students and was typing a third lewd letter when school officials confronted him in his classroom, according to police. Martin Bartels, 53, was charged with disorderly conduct in connection with letters found last month by two seventh grade students at Buffalo Community Middle School.

Bartels, a band teacher who has taught for 28 years, wrote in one letter that he wanted to “trace your thighs with my fingertips and make you squirm,” adding that he gets “hot and hard just thinking about it.” In a note to a second girl, Bartels wrote, “I really, really, really love your legs…I like how you show just enough to make me hard.”

Bartels, pictured above, is on paid administrative leave, according to a school district spokesperson.

Of course he is on PAID leave. Teaching is the only career where you get to attempt to rape students and then get free paid vacations. No wonder the profession attracts such perverts. Easy money, loads of free sex and tons of free time off with pay.