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Zoo Selling Sparkly Reindeer Poop for Christmas

Why a zoo would sell Rudy Poo is beyond me.

Thanks to Dan Riehl for this google item:

Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday shoppers who swept up its dung Christmas ornaments last year.

The $15 pendant necklaces contain dried, sterilized reindeer droppings — sprayed with glitter — on a beaded chain. They’ll be available at the zoo’s gift shop, or by mail for $20.

The ornaments are back, and 450 have already sold this season. About 1,500 are still available for $7.50, or $10 by mail.

Miller Park Zoological Society spokeswoman Susie Ohley admits it’s a bit silly but estimates the zoo could make $16,500. The zoo lost $200,000 under city budget cuts this year.

As Dan points out, isn’t Obama from Illinois too?

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Zoo Selling Sparkly Reindeer Poop for Christmas

  • AlaskanInfidel

    I can decorate some Moose poop if anyone’s interested.
    Or…there’s a Reindeer farm nearby…I can supply raw materials for any aspiring artists out there interested in making a name for themselves in “Poop art”. Or is that “Pop art”?

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