Five Virginia Prison Guards Play “Red Rocket” With K9 Units

Prison Guards aren’t highly sophisticated people. But still, they should know better than this. Five guards were busted jerking off a dog.

From Starexponent.Com here:

Five Virginia Department of Corrections officers have been charged with animal cruelty involving the fondling of a K-9 dog and videotaping the two incidents.

All five officers were training at the Academy for Staff Development in Goochland County to become K-9 handlers.

Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr. said one guard “allegedly had some sexual contact with the animal.“ The male dog, a German shepherd or shepherd mix, was not harmed, he said.

“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“

Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing the accused, said his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal.

“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that the guard was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“

Hmm, the animal wasn’t hurt, but he is now a faithful friend. By the way, Goochland was the location of Michael Vick’s incarceration. I guess they know how to treat dogs there.

Approves.