Reason 87 to HomeSchool: Basketball Coach Won’t Stalk Costco With a Boner

Kyle Dennis really likes the sales this week at Costco. I mean, REALLY likes them. He was busted for jerking it at a Costco after already having jerked it at a Walmart and a different Costco across town.

From KCBI here:

A local high school math teacher has been arrested for obscene conduct in a public place.

Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct” that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February of this year.

According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”

The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June.

Dennis, who teaches geometry and coaches basketball at Capital High School, was arrested Monday at 6:30 a.m. He walked around the stores performing the behavior in front of other shoppers.

Dan Hollar, Boise School District spokesperson, said Dennis is on paid administrative leave.

One Capital High student in Dennis’ math class said he’s holding off on judgment. “Even if he’s charged with anything, when he comes back to school, I’m not going to look at him any differently than I would,” said Mark, a sophomore.

Well, it looks like the indoctrination is working miracles on the impressionable and stupid student named Mark. He probably thinks its the height of integrity to ignore the fact that his math teacher is a pervert. Don’t use that brain God gave you, Mark. Don’t make any distinctions about your personal safety or the appropriateness of the behavior of a man who hangs out with children all day, Mark.

And yet another teacher who gets a free vacation for his criminal actions. Fire this perv!