I Hate Circus Deer

My stance on clowns is well documented. But any forest critters who go over to the unfunny dark side of big shoes and bright red noses must be exterminated.

From KCUATV.com here:

A Sioux City man found a dead deer on his porch, dressed in a clown costume complete with makeup.

Mitch Miller woke up to go to work just like any other day, little did he know, it wouldn’t turn out the way he expected. “Got dressed, thought it was a normal day, walked out the door and looked to my right and we have this couch sitting here we were trying to get rid of and I see a dead deer that is laying there dressed like a clown.” Says Mitch.

The clown deer committed suicide after being banished from the forest. He was caught by other deer exposing himself during a fawn birthday party.