Stupid Woman Eaten by Pet Bear

A Pennsylvania woman pulled a cuddlefail. She stupidly kept a wild black bear as a pet, and tried to clean out its cage by tossing a shovelfull of dog food to one side of a tiny enclosure while she scooped poop from the other side. The bear turned around, saw the woman and was quoted in bearese to say “Icanhazhoomin?!” While the bear munched on the woman in front of her kids, a neighbor shot and killed the bear.

From CBS3 here with thanks to Ed of RightRant:

A northeastern Pennsylvania woman, whose husband is an exotic pet dealer operating on an expired license, was mauled to death by a black bear over the weekend.

Authorities say Kelly Ann Walz, 37, of Ross Township in Monroe County, was attacked by her 350 pound pet bear while cleaning its cage at about 5 p.m. Sunday. Walz had reportedly thrown a shovelful of dog food to one side of the cage to distract the bear while she cleaned the other side, but the animal turned on her and attacked.

Walz’s children and the neighbor’s children saw the attack and summoned help, and the neighbor shot and killed the bear while it was atop Walz, said Tim Conway, an information and education supervisor with the Pennsylvania Game Commission.

“Why this woman chose to go in the same area that the bear was in is beyond me. It’s a fatal mistake,” he said.

At least that’s not the most embarrassing way to be devoured by your pet. How about getting humped to death by a camel? Or eaten by a lion. Or wolves. The worst? Eaten by your pet spiders.