Letterman Dipping His Pen In Company Ink

Gross. And perhaps the funniest thing Dave has done in years. He admitted on his show tonight that he’s been banging his coworkers. This confession was prompted because he was blackmailed for 2 Million bucks. Pity he just got married and his kid he had with his soon-to-be-divorced wife is already about 6 years old. Keep this in mind while watching Dave hit on Megan Fox:

Dave said:

“This morning, I did something I’ve never done in my life,” Letterman told his audience, according to the statement. “I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.”

During that testimony, Letterman acknowledged unspecified sexual relationships with staff members.

“My response to that is, yes I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would,” Letterman said. “I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family.”

Letterman received a package three weeks ago, threatening to reveal those indiscretions “if Letterman did not pay the individual a large sum of money” — specified in a later communication as $2 million.

“Letterman said that he referred the matter to the Special Prosecution Bureau of the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which Letterman said conducted an investigation, which included his issuing a “phony” $2 million check to the individual, and culminated in the individual’s arrest earlier today.”

UPDATE- It was Bob Halderman, a producer for CBS, who was living with the woman Letterman was banging. It happened before he had his kid or was married.