Cleveland to Host Gay Olympics

As an update to last week’s post about the East Cleveland Mayor who was outed by having his tranny pictures splashed on the news- He lost. Voters swear it wasn’t because the guy was a cross-dressing wierdo. And they proved it by winning the rights to host the 2014 Gay Olympics.

From the BigOne here:

Cleveland has been awarded the 2014 International Gay Games.

The Gay Games will have around 12,000 participants and an estimated 100,000. The 14 original contenders for host city were whittled down to three; Cleveland, Boston and Washington, DC. The winning city was announced from Cologne, Germany—the site of the 2010 games.

So what kind of events do they have for athletes who define themselves by who they have sex with? I suspect a lot of unmanly games like synchronized swimming, badminton, and male pair figure-skating. But some events will not be appropriate for sensitive viewers, like the “pole vault”, “greco-roman wrestling” or the “hammer toss.” Some new events you won’t find at the regular olympics includes “bear hunting,” “pitching and catching,” and the “100 meter clench.” And as tribute to the hosting city there is the “Steamer” competition.

Instead of gold medals, the winners will earn a pink sock.