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I Think I Could Beat Up a Turkey or Three

I don’t care how big it is. The damn thing has hollow bones and a remarkably scrawny neck that is pretty easy to grasp and squeeze. And I bet I could punt one at least 20 yards. But watch how these weak suburbanites respond to a Turkey Confrontation. Dear God, the screams!

With everyone running from these gobblers, its no wonder they have taken to bullying little kids. Just smack one right upside the beak and make its wattle shake real good and they won’t mess with you again. Never let food push you around. By the way, a group of turkeys is collectively called a “rafter of turkeys.”

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

3 thoughts on “I Think I Could Beat Up a Turkey or Three

  • Robb

    Best Line EVAH!!!!!!

    “Never let food push you around.” -P. Belcher

    Man I’d have a Turkey sandwich in NO time and I’d eat it in front of the rest of them!!! And if any of them got spry enough to come at me again… I’d take him out too

  • Endersdragon

    Awwww but I want to see you take on a Kangeroo… please!

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