Tom Cruise Claims That Sex With Him is Like “Flying”

He claimed this on Jay Leno’s new show. I have flown a lot over the past year. In fact, I landed at an airport yesterday and will be back on a plane tomorrow morning. So I know something about flying. There is an intrusive security check, a long walk to the gate, lots of pushing and shoving on the jetbridge, uncomfortable seats, bad food, and uncontrollable gas. So yeah, maybe sex with him would be just like flying.

And I can’t resist this SouthPark clip: