Obamacare Proponents Attempt Cannibalism

In an effort to prove that everyone needs healthcare, Obama Healthcare Reformers are resorting to attempted cannibalism. In California, a democrat-socialist bit off the finger of a protester and would have swallowed it if not for the fact that most democrats are skinny vegans who are repulsed by the taste of meat.

The protester foiled the Obama cannibal’s plan by taking his severed finger to a doctor, where he used his insurance to have it reattached. Had Obamacare already been in place, he would have been forced to wait for weeks for a finger reattachment.

Update: At HotAir, they reference the slogan “Yes We Can-bibal!”