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British TV to Make Muslim Hero Series

Remember those Muslim comic books called the 99? British TV wants to create a TV series about it so it can spread Islamic values. Like no carbombing on Fridays, and beating women for showing their faces.

From the Telegraph here:

The world’s first Muslim cartoon superheroes have taken the Arab world by storm, and now they are headed for British television screens. Named the 99, as each possesses one of Allah’s 99 attributes, the characters include a burka-clad woman named Batina the Hidden and a Saudi Arabian Hulk-type man named Jabbar the Powerful.

They have proved a hit from Morocco to Indonesia and were recently named as one of the top 20 trends sweeping the world by Forbes magazine.

Now they are being brought to British television by Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, with a mission to instill Islamic values in children across all faiths.

However, despite being called the 99, there will never be a full cast of 99 superheroes since it is forbidden to depict all Allah’s attributes.

Wow, yet another incredibly stupid rule of Islam. I have a handpainted canvas of all of Allah’s attributes together, and shockingly, there is a 100th attribute that shows Allah eating a ham and bacon sandwich with one hand and stroking Buddha’s engorged 3-inch penis with the other.

Thanks to Mary for the article. Want to see the strengths and weaknesses of these Islamic terrorists superheroes? Click here.

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8 thoughts on “British TV to Make Muslim Hero Series

  • AlaskanInfidel

    The voluntary Dhimmitude of the Brits is astounding.
    Mohammed,(Piss be upon him.), islams creator and most famous pedophile/necrophiliac, should be most pleased that the Truth about him has been so thoroughly ignored and hidden by the morons of the media.
    The religion of Blood and Death will die in the light of day. islam must cease to exist. muslims must be set free of the slavery of islam.

    islam is a lie and
    Truth is killing it.
    No islam…Know Peace…Know islam…throw up.

  • Funny girl

    how dare you!!! What racist ppl you are!!!! I’m urderlly disguted!!
    Its not a stupid belief!! Do you really believe a single person can have all the attributes of god???!! Stop it!! Get on with your life!! You are a sick man! Not all Muslims are bad!! There are bad ppl in this world of all religions you racist person!!! Extremist are wrong but they don’t’ represent all of Islam!! You are a disgusting human being!! You leave Muslims alone!! Muhammad ( PEACE BE UPON HIM) is the truth and Islam is too! Islam is not slavery! Believe your religion and leave the rest alone and stop bashing them! Muslim extremists are wrong but so is what you are doing!! Shame on you….u pervert!!!! Its wrong to beat women and make them cover and lots of other things like that are but not all Muslims believe that! They think its wrong too! So back off you you racist person because what you are doing is wrong!!

  • AlaskanInfidel

    Oh sigh…
    Since when is islam a race? How can I be a racist for disliking, nay, detesting islam? What race is “islam”? Tell me.
    So typical. You can’t refute what I say so you call me sick and racist. Yo reallly like that word…racist…even though it makes zero sense for you to call me one. That’s funny!
    If only islam would do what you suggest. Allow others to go on with their lives and keep their religions, but no…islam must reign supreme. The koran calls for it and muslims the world over do their best to do what the koran tells them to do. I’ll not quote you verses you know quite well.
    muhammad (Piss be upon him) was a necrophiliac. He enjoyed havng men lick his chest. He liked to suck on the tongues of young boys and girls. These are facts from your own holy writings. Read up a little before you call me liar or whatever your enraged, fevered mind comes up with. Watch out now. Look for yourself first. You must know who Father Botros is. He spread the truth about islam and your false prophet. And I now how much muslims hate the truth about islam.
    Like I said, if you don’t like the facts then burn you koran, burn the surrahs, burn the hadiths.
    Call me what you will, but these truths are in islamic writings for you to see for yourself.
    And let me ask just one more time…what race is muslim?
    I’m no Christian or Hindu or anything else. I’m a free man who will not tolerate the slavery of islam in my land. Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.

    islam is a lie and
    Truth is killing it.

  • hamba Allah

    you infidels should just stop criticizing Islam as though you understand the true meaning of Islam itself. Islam is peace. thos islam you saw on tv which commit suicide are those who desperate to find they own meaning in life. there are other way to solve prob according to way of Allah. you say all those bad things about Allah as though you already know Him… well do you? if you know Koran that much why dont you translate each of Allah’s writing to me AlaskanInfidel

  • AlaskanInfidel

    I notice that you did not refute the facts…that your fake prophet enjoyed sucking on the tongues of young boys and girls. That he enjoyed sex with the dead.
    And where exactly did I state that all muslims are bad/evil? They are the victims of islam as surely as the members of any other destructive cult.
    Do I know allah the moon god? No. Do you? Give me his addy and I’ll visit with him.
    That’s like me asking you if you know Buddha. Do you?
    Now…another little thing. I don’t care about the made up god allah. I’m concerned more with the pedophile mo…(Piss be upon him) He was a desert bandit with delusions of grandeur…a mass murderer who invented a religion to enrich himself and allow him to explore his many sexual perversions.
    If you don’t like the facts, burn your “holy writings”. that’s where this information comes from…the koran, the hadiths, the surrahs.
    Don’t whine to me about your twisted prophet. I didn’t force you to join the religion of Blood and Death.

    “You infidels”…man…that says it all. You’d prolly just love to cut my little infidels throat wouldn’t you?
    islam is peace? That is just too funny for words. Comics are printed with the false prophet in them and people riot the world over and kill because of it.
    An ancient jeweled Crucifix is submerged in a jar of piss and called art. No one died. No one rioted. There’s the difference between your “religion of peace” and a true religion of peace.
    Go tell your tales of peace and love found in islam to someone who is ignorant of the true nature of islam.
    And uh…I don’t need to translate what you call “each of allahs writings”, which are really just the rantings of a madman and his sycophants. Many muslim scholars far more learned than I have done that many times. I get the same message every time. Kill the Jews. Kill the Christians…Kill everyone that will not convert or submit.
    I will not convert…I will not pay the jizya. I will keep my freedom…you can keep your slavery, until free men destroy islam…not muslims…islam.
    islam must cease to exist as it stands in the way of peace. I pray that some day all muslims will be freed of the slavery that is islam.
    If islam is peace then why do so many die at it’s hands?
    allah hates music….
    The Hadith Qudsi, or holy Hadith, are those in which Muhammad transmits the words of Allah, although those words are not in the Qur’an.

    Muhammad also said:

    (1) “Allah Mighty and Majestic sent me as a guidance and mercy to believers and commanded me to do away with musical instruments, flutes, strings, crucifixes, and the affair of the pre-Islamic period of ignorance.”

    (2) “On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will pour molten lead into the ears of whoever sits listening to a songstress.”

    (3) “Song makes hypocrisy grow in the heart as water does herbage.”

    (4) “This community will experience the swallowing up of some people by the earth, metamorphosis of some into animals, and being rained upon with stones.” Someone asked, “When will this be, O Messenger of Allah?” and he said, “When songstresses and musical instruments appear and wine is held to be lawful.”

    (5) “There will be peoples of my Community who will hold fornication, silk, wine, and musical instruments to be lawful ….” — ‘Umdat al-Salik r40.0
    DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan — Mohammad Akbar says he prays every day for the Pakistani army to crush the Taliban so he can make sweet music once more without fearing for his life.

    “They smashed it into pieces and warned me of serious consequences if I ever played it again,” said Akbar as he recalled the day two years ago that the Islamists forced him to give a recital of his rubab — a traditional lute-like instrument that is popular in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

    “I recite from the Holy Koran every morning and pray for the success of the military operation and when they are defeated I will buy another rubab,” he said. […]

    Akbar looked visibly distressed as he spoke about his ordeal which started two years ago when a Taliban delegation turned up at his home, following a tip-off from one of his neighbours.

    Not knowing they were from the Taliban, he served them tea, played his rubab and sang for them in his living room.

    And then they grabbed the instrument and smashed it.

    “It was a warning from them. I was forced to stop playing an instrument that I started playing in 1981,” he said.

    Pakistan has seen creeping religious conservatism over the years in parts of the northwest and in July 2007 Taliban extremists launched a bloody insurgency to impose a harsh brand of Islamic law in the Swat valley.

    Memo to AFP: “religious conservatism” in the Western sense doesn’t involve smashing musical instruments, blowing up music stores and murdering musicians.

    They blew up hundreds of music and DVD shops in the troubled North West Frontier Province (NWFP), calling the practice against the tenets of Islam.

    Shop owners were forced to display the pro-Taliban material which ranged from tirades against the United States to gruesome clips of beheadings and bomb attacks.

    Tears rolled down Akbar’s cheeks as he talked about one of his very close friends Ahmad Shah, whom he says was executed by Taliban for playing the flute.

    “They slit his throat because he ignored their warning,” said Akbar.
    Religion of Peace my ass…
    Educate yourself…
    http://bsimmons.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/father-zakaria-botros-on-the-perverse-sexual-habits-of-the-prophet/
    “If Islam were a violent religion, then all Muslims would be violent.”

    The Muslim Game:

    Most Muslims live peacefully, without harming others, so how can Islam be a violent religion? If Islam were the religion of terrorists, then why aren’t most Muslims terrorists?

    The Truth:

    The same question can easily be turned around. If Islam is a religion of peace, then why is it the only one that consistently produces religiously-motivated terrorist attacks each and every day of the year? Why are thousands of people willing and able to cut off an innocent person’s head or fly a plane into a building while screaming praises to Allah? Where’s the outrage among other Muslims when this happens… ?
    I blame islam and the ayatoilets that emphasize the violence in the koran…and you for not stopping them.

    islam is a lie and
    Truth is killing it.

    No islam…Know Peace
    Know islam…throw up.

  • AlaskanInfidel

    You got me goin’…
    There have been over 14,700 terror attacks in the name of the moon god allah since 9/11.
    Here are the latest. Explain them to me. Tell me how they further peace.

    2009.10.23 (South Waziristan, Pakistan) – Eighteen people in a wedding party, mostly children, perish in a horrific bombing attack on a minibus.

    2009.10.23 (Kamra, Pakistan) – A Fedayeen pedals to paradise, taking eight others with him in the suicide blast outside an aeronautical complex.

    2009.10.23 (Peshawar, Pakistan) – Islamists car bomb a restaurant, injuring fifteen people.

    2009.10.22 (Islamabad, Pakistan) – Talibanis assassinate a brigadier and his driver in broad daylight in the capital.

    2009.10.22 (Kabylia, Algeria) – Seven security personnel are cut down by automatic weapons at close range while they are riding a bus.

    2009.10.22 (Yala, Thailand) – Muslim radicals shoot a man to death inside his home.

    islam is a lie and
    Truth is killing it.

  • AlaskanInfidel

    I must make a correction…there have been 14,275 islamic terror attacks since 9/11…not over 14,700. But…give em’ some time…they never end.
    There’s always a reason for muslims to kill…even each other.

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