Rosie Update

Its been a while since we checked in on the bloated hateball known as Rosie O’Donnell. According to the Enquirer, she is leaving her gay relationship with Kelli Carpenter. Also, she is on tour with Cyndi Lauper, where she called Elisabeth Hasselbeck a twat.

From the Enquirer here:

Rosie O’Donnell and long time lover have split up. Kelli, 42, moved out of their home months ago, and now lives with the couple’s youngest daughter in a luxury high-rise Manhattan condo that she bought in her own name.

Rosie, 47, is “despondent” over the breakup and is living with the couple’s three adopted children at their longtime residence in Nyack, N.Y.

The couple worked out a temporary custody arrangement for their children and are already divvying up their finances.

Kelli has felt suffocated in the relationship for a long time. She loves Rosie, but she can no longer cope with her unpredictable mood swings and deep depressions.

Anyone would feel suffocated sleeping next to an angry beached Orca. How angry and bitter is Rosie? According to Fox, she called Elisabeth Hasselbeck a Twat.

Rosie O’Donnell can’t seem to stop talking about her ugly departure from “The View,” and the famous feud she had with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

An eyewitness tells FOX411 exclusively that the former “The View” co-host slammed her former show and called her former co-host a vulgarism that starts with a “t” and rhymes with “swat,” just four days before Hasselbeck gave birth to her third child.

It all happened on August 5 during a stand-up routine as part of O’Donnell’s “Girls’ Night Out Tour” with singer Cyndi Lauper. First, Rosie cracked jokes about “The View,” illiciting roars of laughter from the audience at the St. George Theatre in Staten Island, N.Y.

Isn’t she nice?