Tranny Clown Robs Beer Emporium

This is why you don’t let their kind into the store.

What a Tranny Clown would look like.

This tale of terror is from Denver here:

The Boulder Police Department is looking for a cross-dressing man wearing clown makeup who robbed a liquor store on Saturday night.

Officers received a call from the Boulder Beer Emporium just before midnight. The caller said that the store was robbed.

The witnesses described the robber as a man wearing red and white face makeup, a red and purple wig, a fake nose and a denim dress. Employees told police they didn’t think anything was peculiar when he walked into the store because of the Pridefest events happening over the weekend in Denver.

The clerk said the man walked up to an employee in the store and asked for help in a feminine voice, saying, “Will you help me? My husband is out of work.” After being rebuked by the employee, the man walked to the checkout stand and showed the clerk a pistol.

The man did not take any beer or liquor and left with an undisclosed amount of money, Huntley said.

What kind of fruity clown would stick up a beer store and leave the place dry? Clowns are not funny.