Drunken Clown Smashes Clown Car

A woman in her 50’s was arrested for drunkenly smashing her car into a parked vehicle when she was on her way to do evil clown things to children. When the cops arrested her she had a blood alcohol content of .252!

From WTOV here:

Patricia Ingalls is the clown who Wheeling Police arrested for drunken driving late Friday after she left the scene of an accident.

Ingalls said that she’s sorry that the children she went to entertain witnessed her get taken into custody.

“I’m not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went because I was too upset,” said Ingalls.

Ingalls was arrested and charged with driving under the influence and fleeing the scene of an accident after she arrived at an event to entertain children. She said she drank before getting to the kids — but after the crash.

She blew a .252 blood alcohol content, more than triple the legal limit during the Breathalyzer test while being arrested.

Ingalls has been a clown for 17 years now, but she said she disappointed the children as she was led away in a police cruiser in handcuffs. “They were all hanging on me and saying, ‘Don’t take the clown,” said Ingalls.

To really appreciate the whackiness of this old ugly ass clown’s quote, you have to hear it for yourselves.  She sounded like she smokes a carton of unfiltered camels per day and bleated out “Oh Gawd, don’t take the clown!” at the end of the video clip on the website.