Your Sideways Sloppy Joe is Showing

This is so…  wrong.  When you are in a recession you have to look for new markets.  Why not sell some panty liners to erase that embarrassing camel toe?  Check out this manufacturer’s website here at Cuchini.Com.

Thanks to Best Week Ever for this shocking link. Michelle Collins writes:

It costs $15. $15! To erase a cameltoe, which some people would call priceless! Let’s be honest here: If you really wanted to get rid of a little harmless c-toe, you could put plenty of things in your underwear to block its appearance. Toss a Lands End catalog in your p’s; throw a couple of socks down there; use an old flip-flop or pair of Adidas shower shoes; even better? Drop an old cell phone in front of your beefseat for two. All of these common household items will easily blog c-toe, not to mention save you money better spent on hand-beaded thongs.

But you know, we don’t want to put an end to Cuchini’s soon-to-be-bustling business. We fully support the idea of all cameltoes being erased, especially if Cuchini would be willing to shell out some vagbucks and put out a late night infomercial to promote its product.