Everybody Was Chav Fighting
A gym in the UK is offering a class on beating the daylights out of Chavs. Click here to see the website and the hilarious video.
From the Reg here:
‘Don’t give them an ASBO, give them a kicking…’
A London gym is offering decent, hard-working citizens the chance to fight back against the hooded hordes of chavdom by administering alcopop-crazed yoof a righteous thrashing – courtesy of its “Chav Fighting” classes.
According to Gymbox’s blurb, you’ll learn “how to take a Bacardi off a hoodie and turn a grunt into a whine” in a place where “the punch bags gather dust and the world is put to rights”.
If the accompanying vid is anything to go by, a few months of Chav Fighting and the UK’s streets will once more be safe for decorated war veterans to zimmer their way down to the post office to collect their pensions, while those hospital beds not filled with dying pig plague victims will be occupied by the shattered and battered bodies of crippled chavs.
For those of you that may need a translation, an ASBO is an “anti-social behavior order,” which is kind of like a sternly worded letter by the police noting that you have been bad. Chavs are Britain’s white trash.
