Madonna Falls Off Horse; Gulls Laugh

Madonna was horseback riding on the beach in the Hamptons.  Supposedly a photographer spooked her horse and the Material Girl splatted right on the sandy beach.

From the AP here:

Madonna is under the care of doctors after falling off a horse over the weekend — an accident she is blaming on the paparazzi.

A representative for the superstar said Madonna suffered “minor injuries” after she fell while horseback riding in the Hamptons. The 50-year-old singer was treated at a Southampton hospital and released, and is being monitored by doctors.

This is not the first time Madonna has been injured riding a horse. She was thrown from a horse in England in the summer of 2005, cracking three ribs and breaking her collarbone and a hand in that accident.

Wow, Madonna really sucks at horseback riding.  What was more shocking than the fall from the horse was that Madonna landed with her legs spread.  Several large cackling gulls mistook her gaping vagina for a basket of Boardwalk French Fries and Madge suffered several pecks from the birds. A previous Madonna post is here.

Thanks to RightRant for the Madonna update!