No Wonder GM is Going Bankrupt

Behold the latest horrific trend in personalized mobility- the PUMA, or the “Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility.”  It is a cross-breed abomination by GM and Segway.  The PUMA, (pronounced Fah’-Güh-Tree) is designed to make those fools who bought the overpriced SMART cars during the height of gasoline price spike feel safe behind the wheel.

Ever notice all the car safety crash tests on TV don’t include the Smart Car?  That’s because the Smart Car doesn’t crumple to preserve the driver at all, and it doesn’t even have airbags.  Upon impact, the car simply and conveniently, converts to a wooden box in the shape of a coffin for ease of burial or cremation.  Now the PUMA comes along without any sort of passenger cabin at all and it can do up to 35 MPH on the roads.  Truckers have been warned by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) that after striking one of these tiny vehicles, they should immediately stop their trucks and replace their divot.  (Its a golf joke.)

Anyways, what makes the PUMA so ultimately gay is the operations of the tiny car.  The operation is demonstrated below by Mr. Garrison of the town of South Park, Colorado.

Thanks to [GAS] and Moonbattery for the story.