Sham Wow Soaks Up Blood
I confess I hate the Sham Wow guy. Mostly it is because he is an annoying pitchman for a stupid absorbent pad, and also because I bought the stupid pad to soak up some fluids and it just didn’t work. You know what works? A wet/dry vac. You hear me camera guy? Anyways, Vince Shlomi, the Sham Wow guy probably ended his career by paying a hooker almost a thousand bucks and then punching her repeatedly in the face. In Vince’s defense, it was supposed to be just a simple battery, but the hooker called back within 10 minutes so he threw in the full-on assault for free. Sham Wow!
From the SmokingGun here:
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
So Sham Wow guy? How does it feel to pay money for something that just doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do?
