America Welcomes Illegal Aliens With SuperPowers

If you sneak across the border from Mexico illegally, and exhibit superpowers, the United States will welcome you with open arms. Case in point: Cesar Millan, aka the “Dog Whisperer” became a US Citizen last week. And yes, it has been documented that his ability to speak to dogs is a superpower.

From USAToday here:

Now you can call Cesar Millan the oath taker.

Millan, the Mexican-born star of National Geographic Channel’s Dog Whisperer, was sworn in as a U.S. citizen Thursday morning at a ceremony in Montebello, Calif.

Millan, who passed his citizenship test earlier this year, has been a legal U.S. resident since 2000.

“This is the ultimate culmination of living the American dream,” he said.

The animal trainer, who shot to fame in 2003 when his series premiered on the National Geographic Channel, chronicled his childhood in Mexico and how he crossed the border as a young man in his book, Cesar’s Way.

Cesar Millan snuck across the border in 1990 and took several jobs working with dogs illegally, probably displacing several American workers who needed jobs.  He gained legal residency in 2000.

Accepting illegal aliens from Mexico with SuperPowers has long been a policy of the US.

Back in 1972, the US granted citizenship to Speedy Gonzales after he had lived peacefully in Burbank, California and was cleared in any wrongdoing connected with the death of Sylvester the Cat.

So Godspeed, Cesar Millan, or as they say in your home country, “Aribe!  Aribe! Andale!”