Reason 655 to Homeschool: Your 4th Grader Won’t be Taught by Drippy Whore
Meet Amber Carter. This fourth grade teacher leads a busy life. She grades all those test papers, erases all those chalk boards, and keeps the lonely johns of Ohio’s Logan County content with discount sexual favors. Oh, and she caters to a particular kink- men who have always wanted to bang Corey Feldman in drag.
From the AP here:
An Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel.
35-year-old Amber Carter was arrested Tuesday at a motel parking lot in Bellefontaine in central Ohio. She’s charged with misdemeanor prostitution and a felony, unauthorized use of property, regarding the computer.
Bellefontaine City Schools Superintendent Larry Anderson says officials are shocked. He says Carter never received a reprimand in 13 years at the district. She’s now on administrative leave.
School Teachers are the only people I know of who can be arrested on sex crime charges and get to no only keep their jobs, but also get paid for staying at home. Its no wonder they are all lining up to be sex criminals.
“Corey Feldman in drag.” made me spit coffee.
OMG, she so looks like Corey…that’s gross. Yes, Drippy Whore would be a good description.
“men who have always wanted to bang Corey Feldman in drag”
Pat, that’s effin’ hilarious!
Yes, its definitely for the guys who want to “stand by me” at the “rock and roll high school” and perhaps “dream a little dream” of earning a “license to drive.”