Obama Orders Poisoned Peanut Butter Sent to White Storm Victims in KY, AR
If Bush was to blame for bad mobile home trailers and slow response to Hurricane Katrina survivors who were black, then Obama is to blame for sending poisoned peanut butter to white victims of the recent winter storms in Kentucky and Arkansas.
From CNN here:
Food kits recently distributed as part of a disaster relief effort in Kentucky and Arkansas contain peanut butter contaminated with salmonella linked to a nationwide outbreak, the Federal Emergency Management Agency said Wednesday. People who received the food kits should throw away the peanut butter packets, FEMA says.
The Kentucky National Guard is starting to notify people who’ve already received the (meal kits) or might be getting one. 6,000 to 7,000 people remained in shelters, primarily in western Kentucky.
The meals were sent in the wake of President Barack Obama’s federal disaster declarations for Kentucky and Arkansas after they were hammered last week with rain, ice and snow.
Its nice to see that FEMA still can’t manage a disaster without trying to muck things up worse. Obama is the man to blame for FEMA’s follies now.
If people can go on TV and cry and talk about how Obama sends a thrill up their leg and how they’ll never have to worry about paying another bill ever, and declare that he’s the greatest president America ever had — and all that before he even moved to Washington! — then I reserve the right to predict he’ll be the worst president ever, especially after such a disastrous first fortnight.
All the people who made such a fuss about “Ooo, he’s the first black president! He’s the first black president! He’s special!” will regret it, because — sad to say, but true — it works the other way too. When everyone realizes this tin-pot “emperor” has no clothes, then unfortunately, in future, every time a black man wants to be president, millions of people will think, “Oh crap, not another Obama!”
He’ll be in the history books for sure: “America’s first — and last — black president.”
Well, maybe a black woman could be president…
Her campaign slogan would have to be: “I’m no Obama!”
She’d probably win if she gave speeches like,
“Hey, I’ve had to put up with idiots like Obama all my life! Let me tell you about this guy I went out with in grade 12. Oh, he thought he was soooo special. He was always just talkin’ talkin’ talkin’. I thought he was so smart. Then I realized — he never DID anything. And all he ever talked about was, “I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna do that. Just you wait an’ see!” And all the time he was lying to me, about everything! And one day I just woke up and shook my head and realized. “This big-head fool; he’s just like Obama!” And I swore right there and then: No more Obama’s in this girls’s life! So, believe me when I tell you: I AIN’T no Obama!”
[Wild applause ~ she goes on to win by a real landslide]
http://brianakira.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/americas-last-black-president/