Frozen in St. Louis

I’m in St. Louis this week attending the DoD Cybercrime Conference. Looking forward to running into some old friends and making a lot of new ones too. But curiously, why they choose to hold the conference in St. Louis as opposed to someplace warm is beyond me. My weather applet on my iPhone says it is 18 degrees outside. And then it says “Feels Like: Too damned cold to feel anything, fool!”

They should hold this thing in Houston, Tampa or even New Orleans.