Reason 316 to Homeschool: Scrawny Psycho Teacher Won’t Rape Your 13-year-old 300 Times

When I first heard about teacher Christine McCallum a few days ago and how she had raped a little boy over 300 times, I looked for any news articles that would have mentioned a confession, or text messages, or some other concrete evidence that would have meant that she is guilty of this crime.  300 times is just too much to believe, and if something is too fantastic to be true it usually is.  But then Ed from Right Rant wrote me and reminded me that yes, they found love letters.  What a scrawny, slutty bitch.

From the Boston Herald here, who had some guts to publish many of McCallum’s photos.  I don’t agree with how lightly they treat some of the subject matter, and you will see below how I fixed it for them:

A soon to be divorced teacher was living a disturbed double life for nearly two years, seducing a 13-year-old boy, plying him with booze and having sex with him on kitchen floors and couches, sometimes right under the nose of her husband.

Christine A. McCallum, 29, who was fired from her job at an Abington elementary school, was charged yesterday with seven counts of statutory rape for the serial liaisons in Rockland and Abington from February 2006, when she took the boy’s virginity raped him for the first time, to November 2007.

Her teenage conquest rape victim told police they had sex more than 300 times – almost “every other day” while he was 13, 14 and 15 years old. They had sex for the first time Feb. 7, 2006, on a couch at McCallum’s Rockland home while her husband slept upstairs.

McCallum and the boy had unprotected sex in the shower, on the kitchen floor and the living room floor on a green shag rug that was seized yesterday as a result of a search warrant.

McCallum weaved her way into the boy’s life in late 2005, prosecutors said, when she became a tutor for his younger brother, let them stay at her house, emptied their backpacks after school, fed them dinner and gave them rides.

But within months McCallum was plying the boy with cranberry and vodka drinks, Jell-o shots and rum, and sleeping with him in her house and his house.

McCallum ended the relationship in November 2007 in a fit of jealousy, after she found out he was using the cell phone she bought him to text other girls, police said. They had sex that night for the last time.

“She was crying. She kissed him and told him she loved him. He told her he loved her.”  McCallum was “obsessed” with the boy, writing the boy 10 love letters. “I would choose you over this job,” she wrote, Scott said. “I trust you that ‘this’ can work.”

In a MySpace message, McCallum wrote that she struggled with her desires. “It’s hard to be with you and set boundaries,” she wrote. “It’s hard to kiss you and tell you no.”

Police said the boy’s father contacted police Tuesday after a friend of the boy told his mother about the affair. The mother told the boy’s father.

This child was the product of a broken home, and such kids are often the target of victimization for sex crimes.  The epic lack of parenting did contribute to this somewhat, but Christine McCallum was the one who made the psychotic leap from wanting to pity the child to helping him to raping him constantly.

In the picture above, Christine tries to rape this kitten, but is unable to figure out how to stuff it up her vagina when there is a 13 year old boy in the way.  I hope she goes to jail for a very long time.