Faceless Bear Mauling Victim Feels Sorry for the Bear

Poor Allena Hansen.  She is a typical animal loving moonbat, who, despite having her face ripped off by a bear, feels more sorry for the bear than for herself who now frightens the children at the local Safeway.

Click on the above photo to hear Allena’s horrifying tale of how a 150 lb black bear removed her face and spat out her broken teeth.  Money quote:

I heard kind of a squishy, crunchy pop. I went, “There goes my eye.”

The rest of the story about how she feels bad for the bear comes from MSN here.  Obviously, most news outlets cut this part of the interview from the newscasts because people are supposed to feel sorry for the mangled victim rather than wonder what the hell is wrong with her.

Wardens from the Department of Fish and Game intended to kill the animal but gave up when they couldn’t track down the exact bear.  Allena said, “At the time I thought, ‘If this thing would attack me with my dogs nearby, how hard would it be to snag a kid on the way to school?'” she says. “So I’m weighing the thought of “Yeah, kill it; it’s a bully,” with the understanding that here is this poor, terrified, young adolescent bear, a refugee from all the forest fires we’ve had. It found a place with berries and a place to sleep—and then this woman comes. It was probably thinking, “I tried to warn her away, but she didn’t get it. Then she came into my private place and I had to bite her, and now they are chasing me.” That breaks my heart. Yes, I’m pissed off at the little refugee for not trusting me, but I can’t blame him.”

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story over lunch.