Reason 949 to HomeSchool: Cross-Eyed Social Studies Teacher Won’t Bang Your Daughter in Her Car
Meet Melissa Koehn. She was busted by the cops in Minnesota dry humping one of her students in her car. Its not what you would expect from a social studies teacher and girls’ basketball coach at a Christian private school, unless you are a regular reader of this blog, in which case, this doesn’t surprise you a bit.
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The video is added mostly for the lulz because this thread is now epic.
From the Weekly Vice here:
Melissa Diana Koehn, a 30-year-old teacher and coach at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, Minnesota has been arrested on felony sex charges of 4th-degree criminal sexual conduct after a police officer discovered her making out with a 17-year-old female student in a ‘fully reclined’ position inside a parked vehicle.
Koehn and the student each admitted to having sexual contact, beginning in August, 2008. The relationship then continued, leading to multiple instances of sexual contact between Koehn and the student.
The student’s parents admitted to authorities that the teacher had slept in their daughter’s room on a number of occasions, but believed Koehn slept on the floor. They told authorities they were unaware of any sexual activity that had occurred.
What the hell is wrong with the parents of the student? Never let anyone, much less a teacher share a bedroom with your kids. The parents should have all of their kids put in a foster home because they are too stupid to be allowed to raise kids.
According to a Google search of the school’s website, this picture shows a group of kids who went to the Dominican Republic on a field trip. I don’t know if any of the girls in the photo are the victim in this case, but if the victim was indeed taken out of the country for the purposes of sex, more charges should be filed.
After all, the best way to get the school to pay for a romantic getaway for a perverted teacher and her sexcrime victim would be to have the girl take her Social Studies class. Oh sure, the official cover was that they were going to the Dominican Republic to teach Vacation Bible School and do a “mission outreach.” But instead of teaching bible verses, Koehn was busy seducing her student.
I agree with moviestar500, leave the trip to my country alone!!!!!!! all the students worked their ass off thera and so did her I’m not saying that what melissa did was ok because it wasn’t, but what I’m saying is that nothing wrong happened while they were in my city,why?? because all the estudents were staying with Christian families including my as I myself hoasted 3 of the girls and because even if she wanted to do something wrong there our pastor was always with them and she didn’t stay with any student, you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that she made the trip look like a pleasure cruise. we all worked hard there and nothing wrong happened to any of the students that stayed at my house or the ones that stayed with at my aunts place and by the way I am 20, was there and know all the students involved in the trip to Dominican so don’t u dare to say I don’t know shit fom shinnola on any answer to this comment
Hi, I agree with moviestar500, leave the trip to my country alone!!!!!!! all the students worked their ass off thera and so did her I’m not saying that what melissa did was ok because it wasn’t, but what I’m saying is that nothing wrong happened while they were in my city,why?? because all the estudents were staying with Christian families including my as I myself hoasted 3 of the girls and because even if she wanted to do something wrong there our pastor was always with them and she didn’t stay with any student, you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that she made the trip look like a pleasure cruise. we all worked hard there and nothing wrong happened to any of the students that stayed at my house or the ones that stayed with at my aunts place and by the way I am 20, was there and know all the students involved in the trip to Dominican so don’t u dare to say I don’t know shit fom shinnola on any answer to this comment
loba,
You are a liar. You’re not from the Dominican Republic. You are probably not even 20, and you have the grammar skills of a 13 year old.
fyi I am from the dominican and I’am really 20 and if I have problems with my grammar skills is not of your concern, after all English is not my first language I speak spanish so don’t spect me to by a master in English grammar, por mi puedes irte al demonio si no crees que soy Dominicana!!!!!!! so don’t call me a liar because you don’t know me and all I said before is the true
Pat, I know for a fact taht Loba is from the Dominican Republic, b/c I personally went there when I was a Junior at St. Croix Lutheran High School. The trip has nothing to do with Miss Koehn’s crime, so please stop offending people. No wonder most ppl in the world dislike Americans.. disappointing..
BTW, the Dominican Republic is an amazing place to visit, and the students worked their asses off to do something amazingly nice for the ppl there, including Miss Koehn.
and for the record, I was a student of Miss Koehn’s for 2 years, and not once felt anything uncomfortable from her. In fact, she was a great teacher, very organized and straight-forward. I would not have passed my AP psychology exam if it wern’t for her.
However I DO NOT approve of what she has done, but I am sure that she never intended on doing something like that, and having personally see her do an amazing thing for the people of the Dominican Republic (b/c we provided a great service, as well as food and school supplies), she cannot be a completely bad person. She made a huge mistake, but, there is no reason to create a website to humiliate her more. I am sure she’s already fine in that department.
Thank you
how in all of Gods green earth do you think you know what youre talking about… maybe you should just be mature and relize “ok, i made a mistake.” Now your being worse than Melissa because she has already done that several times. Your taking one little thing and being a stubborn snobby punk who thinks they know better than everyone.
How dare you make fun of someone’s English who doesn’t English as their first language. You probably only know one language so you can just shut up. O and I stayed with her in the Dominican, so yeah she is from there, so quit acting like you know everything, because in fact you know absolutely squat.
fischman and bichonlova, both of you are defending loba, a liar who said she was in the Dominican Republic. She’s from Minnesota. She commented with the following email address and IP address:
Author : loba (IP: 75.146.39.29 , 75-146-39-29-Minnesota.hfc.comcastbusiness.net)
E-mail : thefiregirl24@hotmail.com
She may be a real person, but the person who posted here was not from the DR.
And Fischman, if refusing to back down to immature little snots who would rather snuggle with a child molesting teacher than have the teacher receive punishment makes me somehow “worse than Melissa” then you are a confused simpleton who really doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong.
Loba is in fact from the Dominican Republic originally. Pat, have you ever considered the fact that maybe Loba goes to college in Minnesota? Maybe she has a job up here! So you once again proved that you know nothing and you assume WAY TOO MUCH. Get your facts in order before you accuse people of things untrue.
Wowpat,
Funny, you are using the same IP address that Loba was using. What I think is that you were trying to impersonate the real Loba and I busted you. And if she went to college, you’d think she would be able to write with better grammar than she does.
Next you will make up some lie to say that you guys are room mates or something, right? Like any of it matters. Your missionary trip to the Dominican Republic is tainted by the fact that your church/school/college sent a child molester there to do God’s work.
You think we knew she was going to do what she did? WE DIDN’T! You don’t even know anything! And just because she went on the trip does not have anything to do with the work we did there, and it isn’t tainted in any way, nor will it ever be.
She is a Spanish speaking person from the Dominican Republic who goes to college in Minnesota. Her English is not going to be like ous because she speaks Spanish as her first language, and she’s not going to college to be an English major, so seriously shutup about her English cause you’re not going to win this one.
you must really have no life. i’m tired of being nice if youre gonna be so… stupid about this. Loba said she was in the dominican during the trip that doesn’t mean she cant have a foreign ip address.Once again just because she is a child molester doesn’t mean she constantly thinks about sex. Everything everyone does on earth is tainted by sin so you even posting this is sinful, walking down the street is sinful. None of us “snots” ever said we dont think she needs to be punished we think that you dont need to have this article posted with pictures of the students. Lets see you go to a foreign country to and speak and type perfectly. Your just scrambling because you dont like to be wrong. OH!!! WAIT!!! Its almost as if the snot nosed kids are more mature than you!!!… wierd. Maybe instead of taking this to far you could have simply taken it down. Overall, you are a confused simpleton who doesn’t know enough facts about a situation to make assumptions on an issue and bring in several parties who were not related to the incident.
amen~ Fischman101 nicely said
I’m sick of you calling me a liar the fact that I’m in MN now doesn’t mean that I am not Dominican and yes I have problems with my English but I took only two years of English on an institute on my country, lets see u take two years of spanish and see if u speak it as well as I speak English with just two years of class!!!!!!! and yes Wowpat and I are ussing the same IP number but have you consider that it is because we go to the same college???? you are and idiot and in plain Dominican spanish GRANDISIMO IDIOATA, ESTUPIDO RIDICULO QUE NO SABE NI DONDE ESTA SU TRASERO MUCHO MENOS LO QUE ES VERDAD “JODETE!!!!!”
I’m sick of being nice and of you calling me a liar……you wanna bet 10,000 I’m Dominican? I don’t have that kind of money but I’m sure I’ll win that one when I show you my passport……
no one is impersonating me you idiot!!!!
here u have my Dominican address and ID number to probe it and if that is not enough for you come find me in MLC i’ll show u my passoport so u can stop talking about what u don’t know
loba,
I removed your personal information you posted. Not a good idea to publish that information on the web. What university are you going to? One more year of english classes would help you out a LOT.
And CJ, stop using sockpuppets to help bolster your argument. Creating a fake alias such as bichonlova, also from the same IP and commenting 10 minutes apart after you is pretty lame. If you can’t hold your own on here, admit it. No need to create pretend people to argue with you.
And yeah, that trip is totally tainted. You guys would have been better off going to Jamaica for hedonism. Then the teacher could have dryhumped a total stranger instead of getting all pent-up and being forced to ravish her student.
you are an idiot no one is creating suckpuppets or using any alias the fact is that many of the St. Croix students go to this college now including some of the ones that went to my country during summer we all fave the same IP because we use the computers from the same computer lab which I think you would have figured out if you were a smart perso which you clearly are not because you are as scare as a box……by the way the trip to the DR was a mission trip and the reason the students went there was to help out people and to practice their spanish and it wasn’t totally tained as you say, they all had a great experience working with other culture and sharing the word of God.
Stop saying what I have to do with my English because if I didn’t know I have to take more classes u=in order to make it better I wouldn’t be here trying my best in college.
by the way no one got “dryhumped” in Dominican and the girl that was with Melissa wasn’t even there to begin with. you are an ignorant who is trying to look smartes and all knowing. to support my argument I do not need to create pretent people because what I’m saying is completely true.
By the way since you are soooooo sure I’m a liar we should really do that 10,000 bet thing because it would do me real good to help me pay for college whe I take the money from you because you would lose since I’m telling the true.
Relax Emery. I believe that you are both Dominican and going to school in Minnesota. I called you a liar at first because you said you were in the DR but were using a MN IP address. The Wowpat alias was a sockpuppet you used to support your argument. Despite your claims that you are at school and the others on the trip also go to your school, no other person has used your IP address.
CJ is also using a sockpuppet with his bichonlova alias.
I think Melissa Koehn wanted to go to the Dominican Republic because she heard that place has the most underage prostitutes. So many in fact, that they are testing the AIDS vaccines there. If, as you say, you were with her the whole time, you were probably preventing her from having any fun on the trip.
I did not use any alias because I don’t need to make up some name to support my point and indeed there is someone that goes here who did comment on this page.
I was there when the students went to dominican because I ALWAYS go home during the summer and I’m in charge of cooking for some of the students that stay at my hose like moviestar500 and jiana. Dont make conclusions as for hte reason Melissa had to go to Dominican because I have known her since I have memory because she has been helping our church in Dominican since long time ago…of course there are underground prostitutes in DR just like in any other country and if someone wanned one there are many in this country and the person wouldn’t have to travel to other country and espend lots of money to get one….
what she did was wrong but that doesn’t mean anyone can star making conclusion about her reasons to go to DR.
CJ isnt using bichonlova as an alias. Did you ever think that we go to the same school and that our internet it all connected because we have wireless. Quit accusing people of stuff that they’re not doing.
Why do you keep insisting that bad stuff happened on our trip when the girl wasn’t even with us? Don’t you think we would have noticed bad stuff happening since we were with Koehn almost 27/7? Why can’t you just admit that all the bad stuff started happening after we got back. It wouldn’t be a big deal if you would just admit that you’re wrong. I dont understand why you have to give the trip a bad name and make those who went on the trip (us) angry when we worked really hard and we keep telling you in all honesty that SHE WASN’T LIKE THAT WHEN WE WERE THERE. And you can’t tell us otherwise because you weren’t there. We were.
This isn’t about defending her right now. We all understand that what she did (WHEN SHE GOT BACK) was wrong. This is about angry people asking you not to post stuff about us on this site, especially stuff that is not truthful nor helpful.
wow you really are a total dumbass. I sincerely think that you were molested or something. You are such an absolute idoit i cant even begin to explain!!! stop rationalizing and respect the fact that you dont understand this. Do you really think weve plotted with multiple alias. How paranoid can you be? Dont go using first names just cause you know the ways of the web and think youre smart… You’ve been asked to take off our picture and now youre posting specific names? Dear lord!!! you are a fool. Ms. Koehn was with us all the time down their or with a christian family! She didn’t go sleeping around with dominican prositutes you prick. Theories based on theories. ALL YOU HAVE. except of course for the news article which you painted a pretty picture with. There is also aids testing here and she didn’t even speak remotely close to fluent spanish! Especially not enough to go pick up a lesbian hooker. Wierd. Sex is not the only way to get aids too. If you were a little less of a pesimistic jerk, and more human, then you would relize that you dont need to be so depressing and stupid. And dont you dare tell me i cant hold my own. ive done more things in my short lifetime than other people can imagine. I’ve sacrificed more and put others first so instead of you thinking i cant handle it, maybe you should look to yourself. Youve lied. ALOT! And for what? to prove to some of us snot nose kids that we dont know what were talking about? To let us know were stupid? Real cool. youve made up things to make all aspects of the situation worse than what they were. Youre just looking for attention from the mistakes of other people. So instead of focusing on all the wrongs in the world try and make it a better place. So overall i guess i’m saying stop. Your a pitiful jerk who doesn’t know diddly squat. (for proof look above)
CJ, just because you go running around the Caribbean with kid touchers, don’t go accusing others of being molestation victims. And as far as real names, you chose your identity on this site.
You keep claiming that Melissa Koehn wasn’t a child molester while you were on the trip and that she is sorry now, but you don’t really know that either of those things are true. You don’t know what she was thinking or planning for the trip, and you certainly don’t know how she feels about getting busted. If she hadn’t been caught she would have kept on molesting that girl.
well thats the most LOGICAL reason that i can see for bias. Just because you have read this story, dont go around making assumption on such situations. You keep claiming the exact opposite of what i’m saying with no cause. At least i knew her. And dont think of it as rape, this situation was consentual and i specifically have talked with the victim. Its all legal in minnesota except for the fact that she was in a position of authority so dont go using the excuse that she didn’t make her own choice cause up here she can. once again for everything i DO know, you know a hundred times less. 🙂
You know, most child predators like your good friend Melissa Koehn choose people with problems to prey upon- someone with slight depression, problems at home, learning disabilities, etc. It makes the victim more susceptible to grooming and abuse. Your victim friend doesn’t need someone to pat her on the back and tell her its okay and that the laws in your parts of the country suck. She needs friends that will insulate her from sick depraved people that prey on them for their own purposes.
So if Melissa Koehn lives in Wisconsin but raped a chick in Minnesota, which state sex offender registry will host her picture? Maybe both?
Wow, Pat, you continue to amaze me. Telling the people on here that,
“You keep claiming that Melissa Koehn wasn’t a child molester while you were on the trip and that she is sorry now, but you don’t really know that either of those things are true. You don’t know what she was thinking or planning for the trip, and you certainly don’t know how she feels about getting busted.”
And you know what Pat, neither do you! you have no evidence to support your point. You don’t know if those things are true either. As I said in my earlier post, YOU ASSUME WAY TOO MUCH. And you would think by now you would have learned, but no, you haven’t.