Reason 949 to HomeSchool: Cross-Eyed Social Studies Teacher Won’t Bang Your Daughter in Her Car
Meet Melissa Koehn. She was busted by the cops in Minnesota dry humping one of her students in her car. Its not what you would expect from a social studies teacher and girls’ basketball coach at a Christian private school, unless you are a regular reader of this blog, in which case, this doesn’t surprise you a bit.
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The video is added mostly for the lulz because this thread is now epic.
From the Weekly Vice here:
Melissa Diana Koehn, a 30-year-old teacher and coach at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, Minnesota has been arrested on felony sex charges of 4th-degree criminal sexual conduct after a police officer discovered her making out with a 17-year-old female student in a ‘fully reclined’ position inside a parked vehicle.
Koehn and the student each admitted to having sexual contact, beginning in August, 2008. The relationship then continued, leading to multiple instances of sexual contact between Koehn and the student.
The student’s parents admitted to authorities that the teacher had slept in their daughter’s room on a number of occasions, but believed Koehn slept on the floor. They told authorities they were unaware of any sexual activity that had occurred.
What the hell is wrong with the parents of the student? Never let anyone, much less a teacher share a bedroom with your kids. The parents should have all of their kids put in a foster home because they are too stupid to be allowed to raise kids.
According to a Google search of the school’s website, this picture shows a group of kids who went to the Dominican Republic on a field trip. I don’t know if any of the girls in the photo are the victim in this case, but if the victim was indeed taken out of the country for the purposes of sex, more charges should be filed.
After all, the best way to get the school to pay for a romantic getaway for a perverted teacher and her sexcrime victim would be to have the girl take her Social Studies class. Oh sure, the official cover was that they were going to the Dominican Republic to teach Vacation Bible School and do a “mission outreach.” But instead of teaching bible verses, Koehn was busy seducing her student.
Dear Pat–I have been a recent visitor to the BelchSpeak site and have enjoyed your selection of stories, your comments and the occasional comments of other visitors. I stumbled onto this long and heated series of exchanges and plowed through almost all of them.
I don’t want to add anything of substance to the exchange–too much has been said already. I will say that I will not involve myself on this site any longer; Taken as a whole, your comments present you in a sad light. On the surface, you appear rhetorically gifted, archly and entertainingly ironic and righteously offended by much that goes on in this sad and fallen world. This thread has taken me below that engaging surface effect and I have not enjoyed what I encountered. I cannot go back to lightly reading your offerings without seeing more self-righteousness, glibness and bile than I want in my life right now. Thanks for the ride, but I’m leaving now.
Fentible, thanks for the comments. Sorry you can’t stick around longer.
It is the fault of the bankrupt death cult of
ChristianityIslam.I fixed that for you. Christianity is not a death cult, but Islam is. Still, either way, I fail to see what this trolling comment has to do with the article.
The students of St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, Minnesota can sleep soundly now that predatory sex criminal and former teacher Melissa Koehn is going to be locked away. She was found guilty in court on three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct. And because her victim was especially vulnerable, the jury said that the acts were “aggravated” which will make Koehn eligible for an extra long stretch in prison.