Cold Enough Yet? Your Tax Dollars Will Make it Colder

Under the ludicrous fantasy of “Manmade Global Warming,” Democrats and eco-religionists tell us that they can control the weather. Its kinda like Storm from the X-Men, but instead of mutant powers, they control the weather only if everyone gives up their income and freedom in the form of higher taxes, “green jobs” programs and forced eco-rituals like changing lightbulbs. But here’s the real kick in the ass. Supposing these loons are telling everyone the truth, and they really can somehow control the weather, they want us to pay them to make it colder! I think they would get more votes and more believers if they promised to give everyone a tropical climate instead.

From the AP here:

Freezing air blanketed much of the nation Tuesday, making roads hazardous in Texas and slowing recovery from ice storm blackouts in New England, in the second day of a bitter cold wave.

Temperatures were 20 below zero and lower across the northern Plains, and a band of snow, freezing rain and sleet stretched from Kansas along the Ohio Valley to Maine.

Dozens of schools closed in Kentucky and Tennessee because of slippery roads and salt truck crews started working before dawn. Up to a half-foot of snow had fallen in parts of Kentucky.

Some of the sharpest cold Tuesday was in northern Minnesota, where Hibbing bottomed out at 32 below zero and International Falls dropped to 28 below. In the middle of the state, St. Cloud fell to 24 below, breaking its old record of 21 below set in 1963.

The weather service posted winter storm warnings Tuesday for parts of the Southwest — where New Mexico had numerous school closings, including those in Albuquerque — and the Ohio Valley.

What if the climate isn’t changing at all?  Does that mean Al Gore and his followers are liars?  Or can they really control the weather if they get their hands on enough of our money?