Muslims Enraged Over Tiny Terrorist Toy

The followers of the religion of perpetual outrage are ready to cut peoples’ heads off in anger over the tiny terrorist toy pictured below.  It is a jihadi bad guy that is handmade by the owner of Brickarms.com to fit into Lego playsets.  Check out his whole lineup, including cool Army guys here.

Why Muslims have nothing better to bitch about is anyone’s guess, but here is the story from Sky News, with thanks to Akira.

Islamic terrorist militant Lego-style fighting figurines has sparked outrage among Muslims.

The toy mini-figures, made by American Will Chapman, includes a masked terrorist bandit with an assault rifle, grenade launcher and belt of explosives.

Shocked by the playthings, British Muslim organisation the Ramadhan Foundation has branded the figurines “absolutely disgusting”.

Chief executive Mohammed Shafiq said the figures were “glorifying terrorism”.

He said: “I don’t think there’s any difference between someone that shouts hatred through a megaphone and someone that creates a doll that glorifies terrorists.

Notice how Muslims can’t quite seem to pick out “hatred” in a lineup?  If it wasn’t for all of the hatred Muslims have against us kaffir, and the endless bloodshed they inflict on the innocent, maybe there wouldn’t be little terrorist toys.  Rather than rattle their sabres over a toy, they should be dragging their radical members of their brutal religion out of the mosques and into the streets for public floggings after their rampage in Mumbai.

Come to think of it, those little terrorist dudes will be perfect for my Lego Custom Playset of the Taj Mahal.  What?  Too soon?  I hope the Brickarms guys get themselves some security.  Muslims get all stabby when they get pissy and start tossing around fatwas.