What to Buy Your Level 1 Human

Get him this adorable onesie! It’s the perfect gift for the spawn of geeky people. The screenprint is a D&D stat sheet for the humans who are just “getting into the game.”

Geeks are Sexy writer Casey Lynn says here:

A Level 1 Human may be saddled with dismal strength and HP and a tragic zero experience points, but that high charisma gives it the ability to lead henchmen (or possibly just entice you to coo at it).

My own level 1 human does not have henchmen, but he has definitely has charmed his mother and me into doing his bidding.  Meals, sleep, entertainment, is all centered around HIM.  But we’ll keep him around.  Who knows, maybe his character class is Cleric, and he has bonus modifiers for his ability to turn the undead.