Reason 811 to HomeSchool: Economics teacher Won’t Get Busted Trying to Rape Children He Meets on Myspace

Meet Scott Dietlin. He’s in his mid thirties, his hairline is quickly receding, and he has to friggin’ teach high school kids for a living. He sees middle age rushing toward him and has nothing to show for a successful run at life thus far. Basically, his life sucks, and he knows it.  So he decided to blow off steam by having a MySpace hookup with a hot chick. But the hot chick was 15. And he didn’t care.

As it turned out, the girl was fictional.  A couple of High School boys created the fake profile of the 15 year old on MySpace.  As it turns out, the profile caught a sex predator who happened to also be a high school teacher.  At first the prank on the teacher was funny, but when Dietlin sent the boys photos of himself naked, the boys laughed their asses off and then called the cops.  Now Dietlin will be teaching the “History of anal rape in American Prisons in the 21st century” and the “Economics of swapping cigarettes for sexual favors and other privileges.”

From MercuryNews here:

A Petaluma high school teacher was arrested Saturday morning after setting up an illicit date with a person he believed was a 15-year-old girl.

Scott Eugene Dietlin, 34, a teacher of History and Economics at Casa Grande High School, was arrested in San Mateo on Saturday after showing up for a date with “Jackie,” a teenage persona created on MySpace by two teen boys.

The 15-year-old San Mateo County boys posted the online profile as a joke. When Dietlin allegedly contacted “Jackie” in April, the boys initially played along.

Over time, the communication included sexually explicit e-mails and text messages. At one point, Dietlin sent “Jackie” a naked photo of himself. The boys finally decided to call police.

Burlingame police began posing as “Jackie” and set up a date at a location in San Mateo on Saturday.  Dietlin showed up that morning and was taken into custody. His bail has been set at $550,000.

If, at some point during any online romance, you find yourself standing alone in a room, naked, ready to take a picture of yourself with a digital camera, just go ahead and save the heartache and time of everyone involved, and email it to the local police department.  Then they will come and take you to jail.  You are too stupid to live amongst us civilized people.